unfinished average day

An Average Day In the Life for the Cullen's

Jasper and I were arguing…again. He accused me of looking at a guy’s butt when we were at Wally World. As if I would ever have to do that when I had his to look at...

I was sitting, knitting a new sweater for Rose. Eating cherries and trying to be calm. That was my Friday ritual.

“Jasper! I need to use your pot!” I opened the door.“I meant your toilet, you pothead.” He ran to the 'pot'. When he got out, he stared me down. “You smoke?” He asked quizzically.

“Silence! I kill you for a Kondike bar!”